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Happiness Is A Nice Thread
30 May 2016
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Eleanor Macca
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Wish you all a lot of love and happiness for the week ahead  🙂  image-11.jpegImage Enlarger

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'Put music to our troubles and we'll dance them away..." 

30 May 2016
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I want to thank all of you here on the forum for making me feel so welcome and for being a great bunch of people to do my Beatleing with.  Wishing you all peace and luv.

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“She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.”  - J.D. Salinger

30 May 2016
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I just saw this commercial for a local car dealership on TV and I thought it was hilariously bad.

 

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31 May 2016
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A horrible story with a very happy ending.

In March, a horse named Lily was dropped off and abandoned at an auction house in nearby New Holland, PA. She was severely malnourished and covered with paint marks consistent with those made from paintballs.

And now for the happy ending – one of my favorite celebrities, Jon Stewart, owns an animal sanctuary in New Jersey with his wife. After they heard about Lily and her heartbreaking story, they have taken her in and plan to let her do whatever she wants for as long as she can. Read more here.

apple01&heart to the Stewarts.

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31 May 2016
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What sick b*****d sees a horse and thinks it would be a good paintball target? Hope whoever did it suffered in a far worse way afterwards.

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31 May 2016
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

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31 May 2016
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A horrible story with a very happy ending.

In March, a horse named Lily was dropped off and abandoned at an auction house in nearby New Holland, PA. She was severely malnourished and covered with paint marks consistent with those made from paintballs.

And now for the happy ending – one of my favorite celebrities, Jon Stewart, owns an animal sanctuary in New Jersey with his wife. After they heard about Lily and her heartbreaking story, they have taken her in and plan to let her do whatever she wants for as long as she can. Read more here.

apple01&heart to the Stewarts.

I got a little teary when I saw how emaciated that poor mare was. a-hard-days-night-paul-10 

I may be Silly but I strongly suspect meself of being a Soft Hearted Hana as well… heart

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14 June 2016
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15 June 2016
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ahdn_paul_06 A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Upon being served, he asks the bartender, “how much?”. The bartender says, “for you, no charge”.

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To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

15 June 2016
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So it’s science/bar jokes, eh? OK, here’s one I like a lot: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. First one orders a beer. Second one orders half a beer, third one orders 1/4 of a beer, etc. Bartender puts two beers down on the bar and says “You guys should know your limit!” 

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Paul: Yeah well… first of all, we’re bringing out a ‘Stamp Out Detroit’ campaign.

         

17 June 2016
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17 June 2016
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…and you too, @Eleanor Macca.

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17 June 2016
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light”.

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22 June 2016
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Finally remembering the password to your secure app password vault which hosts all the ones you need to remember. 

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22 June 2016
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I think some of you will get a kick out of this

(The school year has just started, and we’re in biology. We’re working out lab partners.)

Student #1: “Sorry, I can’t be in the two o’clock lab; I have Spanish then.”

Teacher: “Spanish? Is [Spanish Teacher] teaching you?”

Student #1: “Yeah, why?”

Teacher: “Listen to me carefully: Do. Not. Upset. That. Man.”

Student #2: “Is he that mean?”

Teacher: “No, I just don’t want him disrupting class with Monty Python nonsense.”

(He refuses to explain further. Midterms come and go, and we’re having a nature walk to look at leaves for biology.)

Student #1: “…and I don’t think I did well on the Spanish midterm.”

Student #2: “Don’t tell [Biology teacher]; remember how he kept going on about ‘do not upset that man?’”

Student #1: “Yeah… nothing bad happened, though.”

(A few minutes pass, and then we hear something crashing through the woods. It is the Spanish teacher.)

Spanish Teacher: “HEAR YE, HEAR YE, [STUDENT #1] DID EXCEPTIONALLY POOR ON HIS MIDTERM, AND DESERVES SHAAAAAME!”

Student #1: “What the…”

Biology Teacher: “God d*** it [Spanish Teacher]! I am trying to teach!”

Spanish Teacher: *appearing from behind a tree* “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

(He runs off, laughing loudly to himself. The biology teacher tells us this happens at least once every three or four years.)

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24 June 2016
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24 June 2016
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Why shouldn’t you do calculus under the influence? 

 

It’s always a bad idea to drink and derive.

 

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24 June 2016
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Happiness is a warm band, burning the place down as per usual  a-hard-days-night-george-4

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25 June 2016
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If you’re having a bad day, here’s a GIF of a robotic dog slipping on a banana peel.

 

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My dog cannot play pool.

 

Why can’t your dog play pool?

He has no balls. 

Joke courtesy of Ringo and Keith Moon

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