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Happiness Is A Nice Thread
6 February 2016
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Whats brown and sticky?

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6 February 2016
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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

It’s an obscure number. You haven’t heard of it. 

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6 February 2016
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It’s a warm and sunny day today.

Not too hot – enough to dry the washing on the line.

@HongKongLady has 4 days off, starting today, for Chinese New Year – time enough to recharge the batteries.

That is all.

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10 February 2016
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Necko said
What’s green and sings? 

 

Elvis Parsley. 

What’s green and skates?

Peggy Phlegm

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10 February 2016
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How did the frog die?

 

He Kermit suicide!

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10 February 2016
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He croaked, eh?

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10 February 2016
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I don’t know, he looked pretty happy here. 

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But who wouldn’t, in his position?… 

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11 February 2016
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A few months going out with Miss Piggy would drive anyone to suicide.

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11 February 2016
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What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON

…and…

…Michael Jackson had sex with kids.

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11 February 2016
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

 

A roamin’ Catholic!

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11 February 2016
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All You Need Is Love .

John Lennon . Smart man.

Movie quote.

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13 February 2016
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For a bit of a laugh, please visit The ‘egg’ got away 🙁 

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16 February 2016
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Drinking water after not drinking for a while.

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18 February 2016
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This is so sweet.

Story here

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This forum needs a little happiness today. 

 

How do you catch a unique squirrel?

 

U nique up on it! 

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

 

Cigarette because you take it outside for a drag

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? 

 

I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus. 

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Necko said
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? 

 

I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus. 

I think the best thing about Switzerland is that it sounds a lot like Sweden which is where ABBA is from and everybody loves Dancing Queen

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^^I personally prefer ‘Souper Trouper’*. 

*too good a typo to correct a-hard-days-night-john-6 

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