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Happiness Is A Nice Thread
19 January 2016
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What do you call a car with mold in it?

 

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19 January 2016
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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat? 

 

I’m a little hoarse. 

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19 January 2016
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Where do bees keep their money?

A honey boxa-hard-days-night-ringo-6

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19 January 2016
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Why are elephants big, gray, and wrinkled? 

 

Because if they were small, white, and smooth, they’d be an aspirin tablet. 

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19 January 2016
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Where do bees keep their money?

A honey boxa-hard-days-night-ringo-6

Oh, is that where my seeing-Paul-live fund went? I must get the smoke ready. 

Bad bees. After all I’ve done for them…! 

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19 January 2016
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What is a pig’s favorite ballet? 

 

Swine Lake.

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19 January 2016
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What are two unicorns in the same place?

A twonicorn

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19 January 2016
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Why do chicken coops have two doors? 

 

Because if they had four doors, they would be chicken sedans.

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19 January 2016
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What’s the difference between a Beatle and a Beetle? 

One stops traffic and the other is traffic. a-hard-days-night-john-6

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19 January 2016
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? 

 

Because the P is silent. 

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20 January 2016
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What do you call a man who floats in the sea?

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20 January 2016
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Pirate Bob? 

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20 January 2016
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Why do elephants have big ears?

 

Cause Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom.

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20 January 2016
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The happiness thread become a question thread? 

20 January 2016
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hongkonglady it’s a place for riddles and jokes as well. 

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Why did the tomato blush? 

 

Because it saw the salad dressing. 

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21 January 2016
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tyred

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6 February 2016
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I feel like telling some more bad jokes. 

 

What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? 

 

Wrap music!

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Inspired by that… a-hard-days-night-ringo-8

What is a ghost’s favourite type of music? (No, not the end of Long, Long, Long — that’s for wailing banshees and the like.)

Death metal a-hard-days-night-john-6 

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What’s green and sings? 

 

Elvis Parsley. 

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