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11 April 2016
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Awww, shucks! I was thinking after I posted it that maybe my joke was just one of the kind that’s only really funny in your head, but I guess that’s not the case! Thank you.
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Offline Thank you Bebu
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15 February 2015
Offline @Timothy said
@Jules said
Dangit I really wanted to be the Dig A Pony guy. Can I be the Dear Prudence guy or is it too mainstream?Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth….Prudence.
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27 November 2016
Offline vonbontee’s post in the getting to know BBers thread is definitely, definitely worth a mention:
Uh-oh, sorry HoleyApple, but I caucus with the Repieblicans on this single deal-breaker of an issue! Normally I’d say they’re just a bunch of upper-crust flakes, but the supremacy of pie over cake should be obvious to all, whatever their pielitical stripe. I know of no such delicacy as “sweet potato cake” nor “chicken pot cake” nor “pizza cake”. The humble tart matches the vaunted cupcake for single-serving convenience value. And your so-called “cheesecake” IS a pie, face it!
All due respect to HoleyApple (and no offense/much love to Cakemaestor) but I simply cannot support such a half-baked outlook. I find this cake-prioritization risable, and feel that your senses have seemingly desserted you as regards this issue.
BIRTHDAY PIE NOW!
WE WANT WEDDING PIES!
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22 July 2019
Offline As a pun-lover myself, this is gold.
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1 December 2009
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An old-time Forumpudlian returns after FAR TOO LONG and makes the wait almost worthwhile, with this absolute smasheroo of an “…Even Easier!” factoid.
https://www.beatlesbible.com/f…../page-361/
kelicopter said
CakeMaestor said
Why did Ringo leave Rishikesh before the rest of the Beatles?
He hit 5000 posts on the Fab Forum!
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7 November 2010
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Amazing, thank you so much! My work here is done, see you in another 10 years.
Joking of course, I’m loving being back here!
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27 November 2016
Offline In response to Trump’s bizarre claims about testing less will result in fewer cases, I’d like to nominate:
This post by kelicopter
Dark Overlord said
Good news, anyone looking for a form of birth control: you can’t get pregnant if you never take a pregnancy test.
Followed by this post by vonbontee
And if nobody prepares an official death certificate we’ll live forever!
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3.47am
7 November 2010
Offline Thanks @The Hole Got Fixed ! 
And thanks @vonbontee for tag teaming in on that joke aha!
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27 November 2016
Offline I simply have to nominate this post for funniest one:
https://www.beatlesbible.com/f…..8/#p360119
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I would rather be given 500 lashes with a kendo stick than listen to ELO for 20 minutes. ‘Living Thing’ is bearable just, the rest I find an unnecessary punishment to force upon my hearing.
The Carpenters are far worse tho. Arguably the most boring bland group/duo/whatever I have ever had to suffer. They had the unique ability to take any song and turn it into the most boring empty sludge imaginable to music. Having done so they then somehow made it even worse. Their Beatles covers are an atrocity (including ‘Please Mister Postman )/.
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11 September 2018
Offline The Hole Got Fixed said
I simply have to nominate this post for funniest one:
https://www.beatlesbible.com/f…..8/#p360119
meanmistermustard said
I would rather be given 500 lashes with a kendo stick than listen to ELO for 20 minutes. ‘Living Thing’ is bearable just, the rest I find an unnecessary punishment to force upon my hearing.
The Carpenters are far worse tho. Arguably the most boring bland group/duo/whatever I have ever had to suffer. They had the unique ability to take any song and turn it into the most boring empty sludge imaginable to music. Having done so they then somehow made it even worse. Their Beatles covers are an atrocity (including ‘Please Mister Postman )/.
Well I like both ELO and The Carpenters…
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15 February 2015
Offline oh, I don’t hate ELO or the Carpenters, but I do think it is a terribly amusing post. 
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