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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible
28 August 2014
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@WETSRoosa, but, but, but, …the BB IS my therapy.

28 August 2014
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Mr. Kite said
The GIF Anna posted just taunts me… Smug George with his lips all over Pattie, pshh does he think he’s cool? a-hard-days-night-george-4

Let me search for a Pattie GIF… I feel like I posted one before, but I’ll look again.

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Comme  ça, oui? a-hard-days-night-george-10

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INTROVERTS UNITE! Separately....in your own homes!

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Make Love, Not Wardrobes!

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"Stop throwing jelly beans at me"- George Harrison

28 August 2014
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@AppleScruffJunior OUI!
That reminds me I have some parts of her book to share here…

@Ahhh Girl Does that make us your therapists? I’m so sorry…

If I spoke prose you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about.

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28 August 2014
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Pattie Boyd said
in Wonderful Tonight

One of my outfits was a long strapless chiffon dress that barely covered my nipples–

a-hard-days-night-paul-7 And? Are there pictures?

I was terrified they might pop out…

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Spoiler Alert!!

They didn’t… a-hard-days-night-paul-4

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28 August 2014
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Exactly, @Mr. Kite, you all collectively are my therapist. See what you all send out into the unsuspecting world around me? I giggle in line at Wal-Mart over things you all say. I have a cheesy grin on my face when my co-workers pass my office door. They look in and make faces and shake their heads at me. My co-workers LOVE all of you for the silly looks I get on my face when I am sneaking peeks at the forum.

Oh, and @HeyTrud likes the private messages I send her as a result also.

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28 August 2014
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I sure do love all the private messages!! 🙂  Need more of them!!  a-hard-days-night-ringo-6

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"....take a sad song & make it Meilleur"....

28 August 2014
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@Ahhh Girl I was just doing that a little while ago while reading through the forum, so I understand completely.

And to add to my above post, I looked for pictures… Can’t find any a-hard-days-night-ringo-12

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So someone took a picture of a picture of Pattie Boyd.  Interesting effect.

 

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29 August 2014
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Please Please Me , like I please you!  

Felatio?????  69’r ?????

  Screen-Shot-2022-10-04-at-7.52.07-PM.png   BEATLES Music gives me Eargasms!  apple01

29 August 2014
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C.R.A. said

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That’s a nice GIF!

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29 August 2014
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AppleScruffJunior said

When Im 64 said
Ummm.

Yeah, I don’t think this thread will be used a lot a-hard-days-night-paul-4

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29 August 2014
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Ahhh Girl said

My eyes are the only thing I don’t want to take off you. a-hard-days-night-paul-7

Any more cheesy pick-up lines?

“You must clean your clothes with Windex because I can see myself in your pants”a-hard-days-night-john-3

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To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

29 August 2014
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Zig said

Ahhh Girl said

My eyes are the only thing I don’t want to take off you. a-hard-days-night-paul-7

Any more cheesy pick-up lines?

“You must clean your clothes with Windex because I can see myself in your pants”a-hard-days-night-john-3

Shamelessly stolen

“Hop on board my yellow submarine and I’ll make you Twist And Shout .”

29 August 2014
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“Do you work for FedEx? I saw you checking out my package.”

To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

29 August 2014
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I’ll make love to you if you want me to.

29 August 2014
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And if your feeling blunt,

 

Why don’t we do it in the road?

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29 August 2014
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Wanna feel my finger on your trigger?

29 August 2014
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Ahhh Girl said

Wanna feel my finger on your trigger?

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I think we both looked up Beatles pickup lines! a-hard-days-night-george-10

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“If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.”

Depending on how dirty you wanna be,

“I lost my (phone number/virginity) can I have yours?”

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One a friend of mine from college used that he swore worked for him:

“Save water. Shower with me.”

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Earlier in the car, I switched off a CD to the radio, which was playing a commercial. Part of the sentence being spoken in the commercial was cut off, so all we heard was:

“…do it in a brand new boat.”a-hard-days-night-paul-7

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