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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible
8 June 2014
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How has nobody said Why don’t we do it in the road?

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9 June 2014
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I took so many good pictures for this thread while in Greece and Italy. Wow, just wow, to the paintings from the brothel in Pompeii (hint, hint there’s this thing called Google).

Only @HeyTrud got to see those pictures I took along with my running commentary. I spared the open forum.

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^^^ and HeyTrud liked those pictures…very muchy!!  apple01apple01apple01

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9 June 2014
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Ahhh Girl said
I took so many good pictures for this thread while in Greece and Italy. Wow, just wow, to the paintings from the brothel in Pompeii (hint, hint there’s this thing called Google).

Only @HeyTrud got to see those pictures I took along with my running commentary. I spared the open forum.

OK, so I just had to go and Google “paintings from the brothel in Pompeii.” And let me tell ya, when I saw those murals, the top of my head exploded like Mount Vesuvious!   Do yourselves a big favor, Beatles Biblers, and don’t let your eyes go Roman over that unsavory, salacious antique erotic artwork. (This, of course, will guarantee that just about everyone will check it out.)  

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This is on the tame side, but why not put it here.

I love how the Beatles worked in tit, tit, tit into Girl and bra into Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da .

What gentlemen.

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15 June 2014
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Ahhh Girl said
This is on the tame side, but why not put it here.

I love how the Beatles worked in tit, tit, tit into Girl and bra into Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da .

What gentlemen.

I think Paul was trying to say “brother” like a Jamaican would (more like “brah”) and it just came out as “bra.”

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15 June 2014
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“Baby’s In Grey”
“For You Grey”
“Grey Submarine”
“Yer Greys”
The Grey Album
“Please don’t wear grey tonight/Remember what I said tonight”
“Sky of grey, sea of grey/In our Grey Submarine”
“With your long grey hair and your eyes of grey”
“Grey, grey, grey, grey/Can I take my friend to bed?”

And that’s my important contribution to the thread.

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15 June 2014
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You forgot ‘Grey Jude’. What about “Grey! You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away ” due to it being to a-hard-days-night-paul-7a-hard-days-night-ringo-6a-hard-days-night-paul-3

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16 June 2014
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Ahhh Girl shamelessly proclaimed

I took so many good pictures for this thread while in Greece and Italy. Wow, just wow, to the paintings from the brothel in Pompeii (hint, hint there’s this thing called Google).

Only @HeyTrud got to see those pictures I took along with my running commentary. I spared the open forum.

I’m sure the commentary was quite interesting. a-hard-days-night-george-10

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16 June 2014
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Nothing better than viewing someone’s pictures.

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16 June 2014
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Tut, tut. Surely you have more faith in me than that, mmm.

16 June 2014
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Fifty shades of love

or

All you need is grey

and

All You Need Is Lust

https://youtu.be/52nwiTs7bk8

Brainwashed by RadiantCowbells.

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16 June 2014
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Ahhh Girl said

I love how the Beatles worked in tit, tit, tit into Girl…

A lot of people think the Bee Gees tried very hard to be the “next” Beatles. Here’s an example: in a brazen attempt to copy the naughty Beatles’ “tit tit tit” background vocals, the Bee Gees released a song called “Holiday,” in which they scat-sang a verse consisting of “tee-tee-pee-tee-tee-tee… tee-pee-tee-tee-pee”… TP, of course, being short for “toilet paper.” Those rascals. The official lyrics list the scat-singing syllables as “de-de-de,” but there are those of us that know better. We are on to the Brothers Gibb and their immature inside jokes.*

*This is made up. I just wanted to acknowlege that Ahhh Girl recently attended a Barry Gibb concert. If it was true, I would have posted it in its proper place, which would be the forum of the “Bee Gees Bible.” if such a website existed. Maybe it does.   

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Maybe the Bee-Gee’s were referring to the portable home that is a teepee and the joke is on all the fans, as revealed in teepee being very close to tee-hee which is what they change to at times.

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16 June 2014
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meanmistermustard said
Maybe the Bee-Gee’s were referring to the portable home that is a teepee and the joke is on all the fans, as revealed in teepee being very close to tee-hee which is what they change to at times.

If the Bee Gees were ever going to sing “tee hee” as a background vocal, it would have been most apropos in their song “I Started A Joke.” And it always bothered me that they never actually told any joke in that song. Well, I guess that’s why the title of the song is not “I Finished A Joke.” 

In an effort to keep this thread relatively on topic, if the Bee Gees did include a joke in their song “I Started A Joke”… it probably would have been a dirty joke.

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Slow news day at the Mail:

HOLE-y smokes! Sir Paul McCartney ruins his dapper look as he steps out on a lunch date with wife Nancy Shevell with a tear in his chinos

 

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“Is that a hole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

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18 June 2014
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parlance said

Slow news day at the Mail:

HOLE-y smokes! Sir Paul McCartney ruins his dapper look as he steps out on a lunch date with wife Nancy Shevell with a tear in his chinos

 

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“Is that a hole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

parlance

I’d stick my finger in that hole any time. I know I’d find something ledgendary there.

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Ahhh Girl whimpered longingly

parlance said

Slow news day at the Mail:

HOLE-y smokes! Sir Paul McCartney ruins his dapper look as he steps out on a lunch date with wife Nancy Shevell with a tear in his chinos

 

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“Is that a hole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

parlance

I’d stick my finger in that hole any time. I know I’d find something ledgendary there.

To which Paul would reply:

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^
Oh, for the chance to take him there a-hard-days-night-paul-7a-hard-days-night-paul-7a-hard-days-night-paul-7a-hard-days-night-paul-7

EDIT: Yes, @Mr. Kite, the earlier statement was whimpered longingly.

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I could think of many, but I won’t say nothing but I’ll leave something (avoid the last few seconds though, seriously!)

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