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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible
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Starr Shine? said
Which Beatle do you think would of been the best in bed?  

Hands down Paul, who else can bang someone who is 26 years younger than themselves and have a kid at 61 years old. None other than the only Beatle that had sexual intercourse with a 2nd gen fan.

Maybe you should try posting more.

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Nice swim trunks Paul.

There is a story that goes with the pictue if anyone is interested. Will @Mademoiselle Kitty >^..^< make it past the picture?

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Bloody hell, Paul looks terrific. Those abs! Thanks for sharing heart

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He takes good care of himself, for sure.

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AAAARGH!!! a-hard-days-night-ringo-14Where’s @Mr. Kite and his Pattie Boyd pictures when you need him!?

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@Mr. Kite? Hello? Anyone home? No? Oh well… 

Nice abs he has got there…

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Aw, no! Paul, put your shirt back on a-hard-days-night-ringo-15

a-hard-days-night-paul-4 okay, Ringo.

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Just slightly off-topic: But if you ever need a laugh, read through the first 10 pages or so of this thread, it is hilarious because everyone slightly embarrasingly mentions their Beatle-related crushes and there’s like 2 pages of just everyone saying who had the best legs out of the girlfriends/wives 😛

 

Also you will find out who in The Beatles was the least endowed if you know what I’m saying?*

 

*If you don’t know what I’m saying, then I mean the smallest dick size and if you didn’t understand it in the first place you’re too young to be on this thread now shoo, shoo you!

 

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Pattie, your husband, woof!

 

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I’m not sure what abs you’re talking about. All I see is sagging skin…

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That looks more like Dhani than George.

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Little Piggy Dragonguy said
I’m not sure what abs you’re talking about. All I see is sagging skin…  

Irony, LDP, irony. 

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The Hole Got Fixed said

Irony, LDP, irony.   

I don’t think @Mademoiselle Kitty >^..^< was intending to use irony in that post, but I could be wrong…

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I intended to use irony in mine though.

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I intended to use irony in mine though.  

I don’t get it. How was that irony?

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I realised it was flab, and called it the opposite: abs. Go figure. 

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Little Piggy Dragonguy said
I’m not sure what abs you’re talking about. All I see is sagging skin…  

Let’s see what you look like in 60 years, shall we? Of course, I’ll be long dead by then, but I can predict now that you’d be lucky to look as fit as Paul does. I mean, yeah he has sagging skin. So what? You can still see he’s working out and I respect that he manages to look as good as he does. If people feel the need to laugh about my comment, go ahead. It won’t change my opinion anyway.

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^ Exactly, he looks bloody great for a lad in his mid-70s. Few men look that great physically even in their 50s!

More power to Paul I say!

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Mademoiselle Kitty >^..^< said

Let’s see what you look like in 60 years, shall we? Of course, I’ll be long dead by then, but I can predict now that you’d be lucky to look as fit as Paul does. I mean, yeah he has sagging skin. So what? You can still see he’s working out and I respect that he manages to look as good as he does. If people feel the need to laugh about my comment, go ahead. It won’t change my opinion anyway.  

Good on you @Mademoiselle Kitty >^..^<. Always good to see someone determined with opinion in a polite courteous way.

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Anyway, about those pattie-boyd_02_gif pictures… ahdn_paul_01

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Something for @Ahhh Girl and @Mademoiselle Kitty >^..^<. Others can look as well, I guess!

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