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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible
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A strange thought popped into my head a little while ago. As Yoko made strange enough noises as it was, what do you think she sounded like when… You know… two-virgins

If I spoke prose you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about.

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@Mr. Kite If curious about that, from Double Fantasy , listen from 1:40 on, she does a Meg Ryan…

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Ron Nasty said

@Mr. Kite If curious about that, from Double Fantasy , listen from 1:40 on, she does a Meg Ryan…

Yup… I forgot about that… beatlemaniacs_02_gif

(I like the new smiley! Good for expressing fear.)

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“Motto, motto” (“more, more”), “anata” (literally “you”, it is the word Japanese wives use with their husbands –in Japanese there are many words for “I” and “you”). Didn’t catch the third word (never made love to a Japanese woman) What a mediocre song.

And beatlemaniacs_02_gif indeed.

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Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)

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When I just found this picture I got the wrong idea about the placement of Pattie’s hand! ahdn_george_06

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And I found this:

“According to Tony Barrow in his book, John, Paul, George, Ringo and Me, the True Story of the Beatles, George once made a confession about what his ultimate fantasy would be:

Unlimited sex all hours of the day or night.”

When you end up dating then marrying Pattie Boyd, how can you help yourself?!

I myself would be happy enough traveling back in time just once to… Spend some quality time with Pattie. (Good Phrasing? a-hard-days-night-george-10) Although an unlimited amount of time would be heaven! a-hard-days-night-george-9a-hard-days-night-ringo-10a-hard-days-night-george-4

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Strum me, McCartney. I’m your willing instrument.

I love the new word… Pattivertedness

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Ahhh Girl said
I love the new word… Pattivertedness

So do I! apple01

Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)

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Oudis said

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I love the new word… Pattivertedness

So do I! apple01

I just stole it from Paulvert, and it doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as nicely.

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I don’t visit this thread often but since Im here I have got a gift for Mr.Kite, hope it will help your pattie’s pics collection

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 and don’t get jealous you both pattie and george fans

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Japanese single with odd arrow placement.

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Quite an appropriate single for such a placement. 

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A picture of Paul with an arrow pointing towards his crotch on any item increases the likelihood of @Ahhh Girl buying it by 8000%.

“Tractor? Yes please!”

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It reads “BEETORUZU”, the Japanese pronunciation of “Beatles”. I bet it was that sign what made Paul think he was the band leader later… and made him very cocky.

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Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)

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I wonder if The Beatles sang lyrics of Beatles songs to the young women that they were
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OKAY. OKAY. Let me use a euphemism. …giving the ride of a lifetime to.

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@Ahhh Girl I believe the words you’re looking for are “personal concert.”
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Ahhh Girl said

I wonder if The Beatles sang lyrics of Beatles songs to the young women that they were
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OKAY. OKAY. Let me use a euphemism. …giving the ride of a lifetime to.

One would hope ‘It Won’t Be Long ‘ would not have been among them.

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Depending on what kind of night was planned ‘Honey Don’t ‘ might be an appropriate choice – or ‘I’ve Got A Feeling ‘.

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If Paul were to whisper in my ear, “I wanna be your lover, baby” …a-hard-days-night-paul-7

And again a-hard-days-night-paul-7

Who will discover what these two mean?

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I used to listen to country music. I heard Willie Nelson singing “On the Road Again”. Well, now since finding The Beatles, I keep singing “In the road again. I just can’t wait to get in the road again.”

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Ahhh Girl said

If Paul were to whisper in my ear, “I wanna be your lover, baby” …a-hard-days-night-paul-7

And again a-hard-days-night-paul-7

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I used to listen to country music. I heard Willie Nelson singing “On the Road Again”. Well, now since finding The Beatles, I keep singing “In the road again. I just can’t wait to get in the road again.”

I left my decoder ring from Alpha Bits in my other pants.

And thanks for ruining that Willie Nelson song for me. a-hard-days-night-paul-11

*storms off singing “In the road again…DAMN!”*

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