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15 May 2014
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meanmistermustard said
I tried to listen to it twice but couldn’t make it thru, far too slow and depressing.
But thanks for trying anyway (I’ve always loved that song, and no, I’m not into bondage or sadomasochism; but then again I’ve always loved The Velvet Underground)
“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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Offline I tried listen. I didn’t catch any of the words, but the whole thing made me feel like I was drowning so I turned it off.
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15 May 2014
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I tried listen. I didn’t catch any of the words, but the whole thing made me feel like I was drowning so I turned it off.
@Ahhh Girl:
Velvet Underground – Venus In Furs
Whiplash girlchild in the dark
Comes in bells, your servant, don’t forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Downy sins of streetlight fancies
Chase the costumes she shall wear
Ermine furs adorn the imperious
Severin, Severin awaits you there
I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears
Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
Shiny leather in the dark
Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Severin, Severin, speak so slightly
Severin, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now plead for me
I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears
Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girlchild in the dark
Severin, your servant comes in bells, please don’t forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
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“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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@Oudis Probably better not to post The Murder Mystery.
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Oh, I’ll find some other song related to this thread to post! 
“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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I said I would! Listen to it folks –amazing lyrics, great music.
“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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Offline Whatever gets them through the night.
I like the second one a little bit more. It leaves more room for interpretation. And it has that one verse…
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Paraphrasing Wilfrid Brambell: “I’ll bet she’s a great swimmer.”
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@Ahhh Girl:
So, you should have liked Venus in Furs! (Or you would have, had you understood the lyrics)
“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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Sir Paul McCartney : “I –I have…”
Ahhh Girl: “On your knees, bitch, and tell me what you’ve done!”
Sir Paul McCartney : “I was jealous of John’s role as the leader, Mistress, and wanted to be in his place… I became a control freak”
Ahhh Girl: “Naughty naughty… Now lick the sole of my leather boots, slave…”
Sir Paul McCartney : “I listen and obey, My Mistress” (He licks her boots…)
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Offline Ahhh Girl: “Paul, now I state my demands in return for the privilege of licking my boots.”
Shoot, if I had @Mr. Kite’s phone that might be boobs instead of boots.
My demand
“Who sang the ahhhs in A Day In The Life ? Answer me. NOW!”
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Oudis said
Ahhh Girl: “So… Who’s been a naughty boy?”
Sir Paul McCartney : “I –I have…”
Ahhh Girl: “On your knees, bitch, and tell me what you’ve done!”
Sir Paul McCartney : “I was jealous of John’s role as the leader, Mistress, and wanted to be in his place… I became a control freak”
Ahhh Girl: “Naughty naughty… Now lick the sole of my leather boots, slave…”
Sir Paul McCartney : “I listen and obey, My Mistress” (He licks her boots…)
ForumFanFic… frightening! 
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Then suddenly Heather Mills showed up to stop this fifty shades of madness!
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Then suddenly Heather Mills showed up to stop this fifty shades of madness!
"Please don't bring your banjo back, I know where it's been.. I wasn't hardly gone a day, when it became the scene.. Banjos! Banjos! All the time, I can't forget that tune.. and if I ever see another banjo, I'm going out and buy a big balloon!"
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Can we please talk about how perfect Paul’s nipples are??
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Offline If only the pictures existed for a similar analysis of Pattie! 
And I think that’s a good use of the thread LHL… You Paulvert!
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LongHairedLady said
Can we please talk about how perfect Paul’s nipples are??
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Offline I’d still lay my head on them, and…
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