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10 October 2014
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Wasn’t the lyric originally I wanna hold your thing or is that urban legend?

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11 October 2014
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It might be a rural legend.a-hard-days-night-john-1 

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Or maybe it could be an urban reality…

I like to think that when it comes to sexual Beatles rumors. a-hard-days-night-ringo-4

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11 October 2014
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parlance said

Wasn’t the lyric originally I wanna hold your thing or is that urban legend?

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Or as @Mr. Kite and his phone would write it “I want to hold your thong”.

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@Ahhh Girl said

parlance said

Wasn’t the lyric originally I wanna hold your thing or is that urban legend?

parlance

Or as @Mr. Kite and his phone would write it “I want to hold your thong”.

And these thongs supposedly learn from you! What have I been typing?!

Things!!!!

a-hard-days-night-george-10

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I feel like I should really join in on this thread, considering I was once voted the biggest “Paul-vert” on this site..  I’m just not sure what exactly we’re talking about…  

Are we just talking about adult things or something because I can do that…

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 That’s pretty much it… Nice gif! a-hard-days-night-john-6

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Thanks!  I’ve got lots of Paul doing the thing!

 

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"Please don't bring your banjo back, I know where it's been..  I wasn't hardly gone a day, when it became the scene..  Banjos!  Banjos!  All the time, I can't forget that tune..  and if I ever see another banjo, I'm going out and buy a big balloon!"

 

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I learned a new word at the Fest: paradiddle. Drummers will understand it, but otherwise it sounds vaguely dirty.

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LHL: Proof Paul is not dead!

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LongHairedLady said
I feel like I should really join in on this thread, considering I was once voted the biggest “Paul-vert” on this site..  I’m just not sure what exactly we’re talking about…  

Are we just talking about adult things or something because I can do that…

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A couple of people and I (mostly I) turned a very innocent Annadog40 thread into a bondage chat (I think someone mentioned cages?) and so this thread was formed!

 

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Mr. Kite said

Ahhh Girl said

Or as @Mr. Kite and his phone would write it “I want to hold your thong”.

And these thongs supposedly learn from you! What have I been typing?!

Things!!!!

a-hard-days-night-george-10

Thing. Thing a thong…

parlance said
I learned a new word at the Fest: paradiddle. 

More than one diddle? Lovemaking while skydiving?

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Bizarre question but what was the show when John introduced a song with the words “sing a song a singie”? Thought it was ‘Nowhere Man ‘ in Germany but not.

Zig said

Mr. Kite said

Ahhh Girl said

Or as @Mr. Kite and his phone would write it “I want to hold your thong”.

And these thongs supposedly learn from you! What have I been typing?!

Things!!!!

a-hard-days-night-george-10

Thing. Thing a thong…

parlance said
I learned a new word at the Fest: paradiddle. 

More than one diddle? Lovemaking while skydiving?

Reminds me of John’s intro to ‘Nowhere Man ‘ (see 8 seconds in to the video below).

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)

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Zig said

Mr. Kite said

Ahhh Girl said

Or as @Mr. Kite and his phone would write it “I want to hold your thong”.

And these thongs supposedly learn from you! What have I been typing?!

Things!!!!

a-hard-days-night-george-10

Thing. Thing a thong…

parlance said
I learned a new word at the Fest: paradiddle. 

More than one diddle? Lovemaking while skydiving?

For those who don’t feel like they live on the edge enough… “No one will be watching us WHYYY don’t we do it in the air?”

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Right. Any amateur can lay and walk. Only pros can paradiddle.  

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12 October 2014
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AppleScruffJunior said

LongHairedLady said
I feel like I should really join in on this thread, considering I was once voted the biggest “Paul-vert” on this site..  I’m just not sure what exactly we’re talking about…  

Are we just talking about adult things or something because I can do that…

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This reminds me of a McLennon Fanfic I read once…  “Red Hall” anyone?  a-hard-days-night-paul-4

"Please don't bring your banjo back, I know where it's been..  I wasn't hardly gone a day, when it became the scene..  Banjos!  Banjos!  All the time, I can't forget that tune..  and if I ever see another banjo, I'm going out and buy a big balloon!"

 

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I wonder if Paul ever comes across fanfics about himself…

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ahdn_paul_06 If he has I hope he sees this one

 

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ahdn_paul_06 If he has I hope he sees this one

 

Rated M for sexy times

Rated D for Disturbing.
 

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LongHairedLady said

AppleScruffJunior said

LongHairedLady said
I feel like I should really join in on this thread, considering I was once voted the biggest “Paul-vert” on this site..  I’m just not sure what exactly we’re talking about…  

Are we just talking about adult things or something because I can do that…

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A couple of people and I (mostly I) turned a very innocent Annadog40 thread into a bondage chat (I think someone mentioned cages?) and so this thread was formed!

This reminds me of a McLennon Fanfic I read once…  “Red Hall” anyone?  a-hard-days-night-paul-4

I’m actually in the process of reading Red Hall. So far, I’ve gotten to chapter 18. Every part of me is like “GAAHHHHH”, but, for some reason, I can’t stop reading it…

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