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Hey, I will have to glance at your cat every now and again to make sure it hasn’t stuck its paw in a socket or whatever it is cats do. I will also from time-to-time dangle a string in front of its face. I think €40 is a good fee for that (and you’ll have to deduct travel costs seeing as you live in the countryside so in reality, with everything accounted for, it’s a good deal).
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Offline Dangle a bit of string in my cats face and it would eat you for annoying it. All you would have to do is put some food down in the morning and then after it eaten it try and get it (the cat) outside before it eats you. At night have his food on the floor ready for when he enters otherwise, again, he’ll eat you.
He wouldn’t put his paw in the socket.
Travel costs? The walk will do you good. Its only 20 miles from Glasgow Airport – tho that is on a motorway. 
George and Paul hitchhiked to Wales, you could do the same, just to where I live.
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Offline meanmistermustard said
Travel costs? The walk will do you good. Its only 20 miles from Glasgow Airport – tho that is on a motorway.
Challenge accepted 
It’ll take about 7-8 hours with breaks (and dodging cars) but I’m sure I can do it (or die trying).
If not, I’ll just thumb a car down and ask them to bring me to meanmistermustard’s house, I’m sure you’re so wildly well-known that people know you just by your username.
Thanks for the advice about your cat *puts on oven mittens for protection*.
Can I bring over Mr. Bojangles for the week or do I have to leave him at home?
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Ahhh Girl said
I’m off a week in March.
Are you offering to house sit? I thought I was coming to yours.
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meanmistermustard said
Travel costs? The walk will do you good. Its only 20 miles from Glasgow Airport – tho that is on a motorway.
Challenge accepted
It’ll take about 7-8 hours with breaks (and dodging cars) but I’m sure I can do it (or die trying).
If not, I’ll just thumb a car down and ask them to bring me to meanmistermustard’s house, I’m sure you’re so wildly well-known that people know you just by your username.
Thanks for the advice about your cat *puts on oven mittens for protection*.
Can I bring over Mr. Bojangles for the week or do I have to leave him at home?
That’s the spirit.
Yip, no issues with pets. My cat may have however so best to keep him out the way if you dont want to find he’s disappeared one day and my cat doesn’t want his morning meal.
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True. I could show you all around the great state of Oklahoma. You’d have to bring Irn Bru with you. Can’t buy it anywhere around here. Not even here: http://www.pops66.com/40.0.html But maybe you could find a flavor you like.
How is it they can have beers from around the world in your supermarkets, but not Irn Bru, it’s in both our major supermarket chains here in little Australia!
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Party at MMM’s house!
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Party at MMM’s house!
Ssssh I wasn’t going to say it until he was gone
Ahem, nothing going on here folks. Carry on.
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ASJ is house sitting while you are out living it up in the US of A.
Fine by me. Send me the details via email.
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Ahhh Girl said
True. I could show you all around the great state of Oklahoma. You’d have to bring Irn Bru with you. Can’t buy it anywhere around here. Not even here: http://www.pops66.com/40.0.html But maybe you could find a flavor you like.How is it they can have beers from around the world in your supermarkets, but not Irn Bru, it’s in both our major supermarket chains here in little Australia!
You get Irn Bru in Australia!!!!! That’s so cool. Have you tried it?
Annadog40 said
Party at MMM’s house!
Fine by me. ASJ has to sign an agreement before her stay so will be legally responsible if the house is found to not be in the condition she found it to be upon her arrival.
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What if she dusts the house and cleans up grime. Would that be bad?
Yip. The house must be in the same condition when ASJ leaves as when ASJ arrived.
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What if she dusts the house and cleans up grime. Would that be bad?
AppleScruffJunior: Grime Fighter
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