9.47pm
9 March 2017
Seems a little too short, unless if we make it an instrumental like Flying , Wild Honey Pie , and The End . If that’s the case, here’s the lyrics:
Intro:
I love The Beatles Bible, Beatles Bible yay
Instruments come in
Throughout the song:
Beatles bible (repeat these 2 words throughout the song)
Outro:
The Beatles Bible yay hooray
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9.54pm
1 November 2013
Could mention a few key forum sections for lenth?
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10.16pm
26 January 2017
Here are some lyrics I banged out
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
theyre not jesus but were still disciples
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
were around all day
wanna know some more about Paul?
The apostle? check the gospel!
not the gospel check the forum,
not a single user’s hostile
repeat chorus
if you want to talk beatles then theres no better place
or if you want to talk using pete best’s face
everybodys welcome, so come and join the fun
unless you’re not a beatles fan then you better run!
repeat chorus
bridge:
zig zag zig zag
ahhh mmm
joe is our great
ad… Min
repeat chorus
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8.26pm
9 March 2017
Could use a tune up:
The Beatles Bible, written by sir walter raleigh with some help from Dark Overlord:
Intro:
(instrumental)
Verse 1:
Want to know some more about Paul’s
walrus costume? check the roster,
on the roster there’s a forum
where not a single user’s hostile
Chorus 1:
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
Don’t forget Starr Shine?
Verse 2:
if you want to talk Beatles then there’s no better place
we can talk Budokan, Hey Jude , Rocky all in one place
everybody’s welcome, so come and join the fun
unless you’re not a Beatles fan then you better run!
Chorus 2:
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
Ron Nasty likes them too
10 minute instrumental section:
(the lyrics for this section are said fairly slowly as backing vocals during the beginning of this section)
Jooooooooooooooooooe-oooooooe
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhh
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Verse 3:
Now let’s mention some of our users
Starr Shine? will make sure you don’t lose her
Billy Shears and Dark Overlord
The Hole Got Fixed and SgtPeppersBulldog
sir walter raleigh loves to chime
Expert Texpert doesn’t rhyme
Ron Nasty knows a lot
but we all know Joe’s still smart
Silly Girl somehow has the time
to breathe in the money, have a cigar, and lie
meanmistermustard is a big fan
WepingAtlasCedars loves Led Zeppelin
This is becoming a really long song
Ahhh Girl, Zig, let’s move along
Chorus 3:
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
The best rock band of all time
Outro:
(spoken very loudly, similar to I’ve got blisters on my fingers from Helter Skelter )
I live for The Beatles
As a note to Silly Girl, when I say you lie, I mean lie down, not lie as in give fraudulent information.
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9.10pm
26 January 2017
Verse 3 is well constructed but leaves out Necko, ASJ, trc, all who are on the all time top posters list. My idea with the ahhs and mmms is to have Beach Boys style harmony that disguise the fact that they are names. Shaggy, Fred, Velma and Daphne don’t even get mentions in the scooby doo theme, why should we take the time to mention a massive cluster of users. I say we take after Starr Shine’s video stories and make a music video for the song that incorporates avatars. That would be the best way to reference specific users.
Other than that, I like your version a lot. Here is revision 3:
Verse 1:
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
theyre not jesus but were still disciples
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
were around all day
Chorus
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
learn to use the feckin lingo
Verse 2:
if you want to talk Beatles then there’s no better place
we can talk Budokan, Hey Jude, Rocky all in one place
everybody’s welcome, so come and join the fun
unless you’re not a Beatles fan then you better run!
Chorus
Bridge:
Zig zag zig zag
Ahhh, MMM
*instrumental buildup… JOE!
Repeat Chorus
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9.55pm
11 April 2016
^^^ Great set of lyrics, sir walter!
I thought that this line was quite funny:
learn to use the feckin lingo
But, might that come across as a bit hostile? I know that’s not what you meant it to be; I think it’s the way it’s phrased.
Maybe if we sing it in a certain way, we can make it friendly-sounding?
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11.48pm
9 March 2017
How about a revision 4, fixing up the first verse which in revision 3 sounded too much like the chorus and removing all references to any users but Joe:
Intro:
(instrumental)
Verse 1:
Want to know some more about Paul’s
walrus costume? check the roster,
on the roster there’s a forum
where not a single user’s hostile
Chorus 1:
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
Hope you like our lingo
Verse 2:
if you want to talk Beatles then there’s no better place
we can talk Budokan, Hey Jude, Rocky all in one place
everybody’s welcome, so come and join the fun
unless you’re not a Beatles fan then you better run!
Chorus 2:
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Beatles Bible Beatles Bible
Joe is the 5th one
Bridge: (backing vocals just say Joe)
We all said they were bigger than Jesus
not sure about that but they sure do please please us
I hope we can all come together
in our Yellow Submarine of hope
we can see the Nowhere Man
and see that the walrus is really Joe
12 minute solo section:
(instrumental)
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4.58pm
9 March 2017
Sorry I’ve been off the forum for the past 3 hours, I decided that since nobody has recorded a proper backing track yet, I thought I’d do it myself, I hope 11 and a half minutes isn’t too short for you guys.
https://drive.google.com/open?…..2lzUF9oSVU
I know it’s preferred that I use sites like YouTube instead of giving out a download but in this case I thought it made a lot more sense.
This is the instrumentation so far:
Part I:
The Beatles Bible Theme Song
Dark Overlord: Acoustic Guitar, Tambourine, Handclaps, Vocals (“Take 1”)
Part II:
Solo In A
Dark Overlord: Acoustic Guitar, Handclaps, Cowbell, Vocals (subliminal messages “radiant cowbells”)
Part III:
Time And Patience
Dark Overlord: Acoustic Guitar, Keyboard (piano and bell settings)
Part IV:
Your Blues
Dark Overlord: Acoustic Guitar, Handclaps, Vocals
Part V:
Moves Like Hendrix
Dark Overlord: Acoustic Guitar
The things I would like added to the song are vocals, bass guitar, and drums, as well as whatever else you think would fit, but remember, only part 1 has singing in it, parts 2-5 are instrumental. Also, in part 5, I added a section for Martha to play a sax solo and sir walter raleigh to play a piano solo, so be on the lookout for those.
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5.45pm
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9 March 2017
6.19pm
27 February 2017
Congratulations! You did a great job in my opinion! Especially Time and Patience is really cool.
By the way, I don’t mind giving the part you left for the sax to somebody else if he/she wants to i.g. let THGF play a French Horn solo instead.
Not once does the diversity seem forced -- the genius of the record is how the vaudevillian "When I'm 64" seems like a logical extension of "Within You Without You" and how it provides a gateway to the chiming guitars of "Lovely Rita. - Stephen T. Erlewine on Sgt Pepper's
7.26pm
9 March 2017
You don’t have to. You see, there are seven rounds of 12 bar blues in there, we could do it this way:
Rounds 1 and 2:
Martha: Sax
Rounds 3 and 4:
Dark Overlord: Guitar
Rounds 5 and 6:
sir walter raleigh: Piano
Round 7:
The Hole Got Fixed: French Horn
I hope The Hole Got Fixed doesn’t mind getting the round where it slows down, he could also try to throw some French horn in elsewhere if he’d like.
Also, if you were curious how I got my Epiphone acoustic guitar to sound like an electric guitar for parts of the song, I first recorded the song using Audacity, then I amplified it to the point where it was clipping, and then I recorded my computer playing back the song, and amplified it so it wasn’t too quiet.
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7.32pm
26 January 2017
Let me get back to you in a little with a piano overdub.
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7.38pm
8 January 2015
I’ll give a bassline a go if you like.
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7.42pm
9 March 2017
8.03pm
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8.43pm
8 January 2015
You need to redo that track with a click track, the timing is all over the place, the 12-bar blues loses beats on the return. I like the first part, that seems ok and the end piece seems ok too. But as a whole its way too long (my audacity had trouble even getting a record track to go because of the massive underruns on a 250+ wav file and my machine is not that slow), so maybe do a retake with a separate click track and cut down the wandering ambient bits. I know it’s a pain but I’ve made the same mistakes and you can’t go back and fix bad timing. Neat trick on the guitar, I’ve used that idea myself.
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8.50pm
26 January 2017
@Evangeline and @WeepingAtlasCedars would do great work on any lyrics. Ron Nasty is a poet as well.
Me and Silly Girl both sing as well.
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9.19pm
11 April 2016
^^^ I suppose I’ll give it a go and try and come up with something. I’m away at camp for this week, of course, so I can’t really guarantee anything. I’ve got other stuff to finish, as well.
I’ll try and write a little bit, though!
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