Beatles Bible House | Page 68 | Fab Forum | The Beatles Bible

Silly Girl yelled, ‘Don’t be daft, you silly pfepperfland, only The Walls are semi-solid.’ 

Rolling her eyes, she calmly stepped through The Wall and startled the pants off of Floyd Pinkerton who was hiding behind that locked wall. 

Floyd Pinkerton, after recovering from his fright, put his trousers back on and told Silly Girl, ‘You can open your eyes now, and just call me Pink.’ Silly Girl did and noticed that Pink looked still sad and rather hungry, so she said gently, ‘Why are you still crying? The pain is now through. Let’s go to the kitchen and see if Annadog40 left any popcorn and cinnamon rolls.’ 

Pink thought about this for a while, and finally decided that since he had showed feelings of an almost human nature, it was time to be Coming Back To Life. So he said, ‘Okay.’ 

And so Silly Girl took Pink by the hand, and led him through the land to the kitchen, and helped him to understand the best she could. 

(So sorry for the crapload of Pink Floyd references) 

But fortunately for Pink, the ring was a golden ring and not the sacrificial ring  of the goddess Kaili. Poor bewildered Pink was seriously considering going back to his world of Isolation , but Silly Girl handed him a Honey Pie and begged him to stay. ‘I like the red paint on you– it’s (almost) your colour. And not all the Forumpudlians are like that. Even Annadog can be nice, sometimes, if you give her enough popcorn.’ 

Then Silly Girl, with one last parting glare at Annadog40, led Pink to meet whichever Pepster Landerfield was on duty, pepperland or fepperland, before taking him back to The Pink Floyd Sound house. 

‘The Pink Floyd Sound: Not quite as loud as words…’ 

‘Oops,’ said Silly Girl. ‘I forgot about that. I’ll just grab @pepperland and take Pink back to the PFSHouse, whaddye say, Pink?’ 

‘Sure,’ said Pink. 

‘Right then, I’ll be back soon,’ said Silly Girl with a cheery wave. 

So Silly Girl got pepperland and together the three of them went in the Yellow Submarine to the Pink Floyd Sound house… 

Somewhere alone in the clouds all blue, halfway between the BBhouse and the PFShouse… 

Silly Girl and Pink were sitting next to the portholes looking out upon the labyrinths of coral caves whilst pepperland steered the Yellow Submarine . 

Pink said, ‘I’m hungry.’ 

‘Fancy a banana?’ Silly Girl asked him, pulling one out of a satchel. 

‘Er, no thanks,’ Pink mumbled. ‘I wanted a cinnamon roll really, but we never got one.’ 

‘I’m sure they’ll have some when we get to the PFS House,’ Silly Girl answered comfortingly. ‘It Won’t Be Long now, we’re already on Cloud 9.’ 

Pink sighed. No one spoke and no one tried and no one flew around the sun, and everything was green and yellow submarine. 

Silly Girl stepped up to the front door of the PFSHouse and knocked. ‘Hello? (hello hello hello?) Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?’ 

The door creaked open and a PFS mod looked out. ‘Hi, I’m TheLunatic. You’re from the Beatles Bible house? Sorry, we don’t admit outside visitors.’ 

‘Oh, we’re not here to stay,’ pepperland spoke up. ‘We’re just here to drop off a friend– Mr Floyd Pinkerton.’ 

TheLunatic peered past Silly Girl and pepperland. ‘Oh! Pink! I didn’t see you. Come in here, dear boy. How we’ve wished you were here!’ 

Pink’s beaming face shone like the sun as he went with TheLunatic. He waved once to Silly Girl and pepperland– ‘Thank you so much for everything’– and disappeared. 

‘Good old Pink,’ Silly Girl mused. ‘D’you think we’ll ever see him again?’ 

‘Oh, we’ll see him,’ pepperland smiled, picking up a note that Pink had left on the steering wheel of the sub. He read it aloud: 

‘And when the band you’re in starts playing different tunes, I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon. Your friend, Pink.’ 

With that, pepp and SG got back in the the sub and, setting the controls for the heart of the BBhouse, headed straight into toward the rising shining sun.