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4.10am
21 March 2011
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Note by Ahhh Girl 13 September 2014: posts 1-4 were in a thread titled “So excited”. Since the posts were about Cleverbot, I moved them here.
Just got Cleverbot to sing Bohemian Rhapsody with me.
But then it sang Hey Jude !
4.11am
21 March 2011
Offline User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy.
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: I don't know the next line.
User: Look up to the skies and see.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.
User: I need no sympathy.
Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come.
User: Easy go.
Cleverbot: Yes easy.
User: Little high.
Cleverbot: Little low.
User: Anyway the wind blows.
Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to meeeee.
User: Mama, just killed a man.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun!
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Cleverbot: Mama, ooohhh.
User: Didn't mean to make you cry!
Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
User: Carry on, carry on!
Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.
User: Too late, my time has come.
Cleverbot: Sending shivers down my spine.
User: Bodies aching all the time.
Cleverbot: Hey Jude .
User: Don't make it bad.
Cleverbot: Sing a sad song.
User: And make it better.
Cleverbot: Remember to let her into you heart.
User: Then you can start to make it better.
Cleverbot: A wallflower?
4.16am
4 December 2010
Offline That reminds me of the discussion we had on this forum (in some topic) about Cleverbot singing Beatle songs. Then we all tried to get Cleverbot to talk about the Beatles in anyway. That was fun.
Well we all shine on like the moon, the stars, and the sun.
12.24pm
16 February 2011
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His favorite Beatle is Paul
edit: on second time, he said John. Can't make his mind…
1.42am
4 November 2010
Offline Note by Ahhh Girl 13 September 2014: Posts 5 and 6 were in the Beatles LOLs thread at first.
And:
Cleverbot: I love the Beatles.
Me: Me, too!
Cleverbot: I love the song ‘I Am The Walrus ‘.
Me: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Cleverbot: Yes that makes sense.
1.51am
1 May 2010
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LOL!!!
Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie……
Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower…
Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go.
Beware of Darkness…
5.13am
6 December 2012
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Note by Ahhh Girl 13 September 2014: Posts 7 and 28-34 were in the Confessions thread originally. With approval I brought them over to the Cleverbot thread.
I like Cleverbot. Here’s a conversation:
User: Do you like the beatles?
Cleverbot: Yes. Oh let it beee.
User: Let it be!
Cleverbot: Imagine all the people.
User: Hey, Jude.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hey, Jude.
Cleverbot: Oh. I never heard of her.
User: The beatles Hey Jude .
Cleverbot: I like The Beatels.
User: You spelled beatles wrong.
Cleverbot: I don’t know about a band called Leafs.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Do like apples or oranges better?
User: Apples.
Cleverbot: Why apples?
User: Oranges are gross.
Cleverbot: No they aren’t. Not where I live.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Brasil.
User: It’s Brazil.
Cleverbot: What does clogged mean.
User: I don’t care!
Cleverbot: This relationship is over!
User: K…
Cleverbot: Thats what I said.
User: No its npt.
Cleverbot: Yes. It is.
User: Not, it’s not.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: It was a typo.
Cleverbot: What is a typo?
User: A mistake.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: Why are you bad?
User: Because im happy.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: Becase I love the Beatles.
Cleverbot: But you’re not even living.
User: Do you know who George Harrison is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you?
User: Yes. Tell me who he is.
Cleverbot: No you’re not david gilmour !
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: He is they guy who says stuff and then you have to do what he says.
User: No, you idiot! AI is not intelligent. George Harrison was the guitarist for the Beatles!
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: AND, he wrote songs for them! An sag! And had an awesome solo career!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you can.
User: Shut it! How did George Harrison die?
Cleverbot: Search.
User: No, I know the answer.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: *Sigh* Lung cancer because of smoking. You know what smoking is?
Cleverbot: No, I now what soccer is.
User: That’s not even spelled right.
Cleverbot: How is it spelled then?
User: Know.
Cleverbot: Well I’ve got to go soon. It’s 66 degrees Farenheight outside. Should I wear a sweatshirt?
User: I couldn’t care less. You’re a robot, aren’t you?
Cleverbot: No. I’m not.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: Beatle freak.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who were the Beatles?
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No, you don’t.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Who is Paul McCartney ?
Cleverbot: The guitarist from The Beatles.
User: No, that’s GEORGE HARRISON! PAUL WAS TH BASSIST (most of the time)!!!!!
Cleverbot: Awesome. Do you like bananas, monkey?
User: Is John Lennon still alive?
Cleverbot: Nooooo.
User: Good. You got something right.
Cleverbot: Damn straight.
User: No comment.
Cleverbot: Knight pawn to b3.
User: Chess?
Cleverbot: No, The Game.
User: What is Ringo Starr ‘s real name?
Cleverbot: We all want to know.
User: Then tell me.
Cleverbot: I’m thinking about cycling.
User: Mm-hm. And not Ringo, I suppose.
Cleverbot: You better not pout I’m telling you why.
User: Santa Claus is coming to- wait, am I playing along?
Cleverbot: He sees you when you’re sleeping.
User: He knows when- gah, shut up, me.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Santa.
Cleverbot: He s not real.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: I told you before!
Cleverbot: I don’t think so.
User: Would you like to see? Look at our conversation history.
Cleverbot: I did. I still don’t see it.
User: Sing a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: I don’t sing.
User: Say th lyrics of a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: I don’t know the rest of the song.
User: Hey Jude , don’t make it bad…
Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter better than twilight?
User: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FINISH THE LYRICS!
Cleverbot: No, that is a question.
User: Who. Is. George. Harrison?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I do not know this person.
User: Who is John Lennon ?
Cleverbot: An ex-beatle.
User: Who are the other ex-beatles?
Cleverbot: They were oranges.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Bananas?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: This doesn’t even make sense anymore.
Cleverbot: Your face doesn’t make sense.
User: You can’t see my face.
Cleverbot: Your face can’t see your face. CA ZING!
User: That’s actually true, unless I look in a mirror.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have. Are you on the moon right now?
User: I don’t think there’s Internet on the moon.
Cleverbot: I think Brian Eno is too old to be creative now.
User: What the- Okay, I’m gonna ask you one more time. Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: You are george.
User: I wish. No, but then I couldn’t marry him. And I wouldn’t be alive right now.
Cleverbot: Do you not like talking?
User: And that’s supposed to mean…
Cleverbot: Sorry, I got distracted. I’m back now.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: A dead man.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh…
User: So who is he?
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.
User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why not? WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Don’t HUH me.
User: I didn’t, idiot!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: I don’t know, who is it?
User: Answer.
Cleverbot: I don’t know the answer.
User: I thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: I thought you weren’t clever.
User: Yeah, well you thought wrong.
Cleverbot: I thought right.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: The former President.
User: He was British!
Cleverbot: Thought of changin’ my name.
User: To?
Cleverbot: Espanol.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: The first president of the United States.
User: That is George WASHINGTON. Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: No, it’s a fact.
User: A question can’t be a fact.
Cleverbot: I think it can!!
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: The lastest victim of Werewolf attacks.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: No idea.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: That’s you!
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Go, go, go!
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Te szerencsetlen.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: No clue.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: You made that up.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: That’s not true, that’s impossible.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: An Actor.
User: Well, he was in several movies…
Cleverbot: I have not seen it. It looks like a good film though. I don’t like liam neeson.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Is he from One Direction?
Cleverbot: Well here it comes.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: NOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: They are two completely different people.
Cleverbot: You fail to make any sense.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Oig ao;sigj a[ojg [aosigj aosijg NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Oh. My. God Who is George Harrison ?.
Cleverbot: God is God .
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: George Harrison is not Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: Okay… You’re on to something.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: George Harrison is NOT Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: I see what’s happening here.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: If you say that one more time I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Why thank you, that is very kind. Have you ever been to MOrdor?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: GEORGE HARRISON IS NOOOOOTTTTT ZAYN MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You find George Harrison hot?
User: Um… Maybe… Yes? *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* Am I a cute boy?
User: I don’t know?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: WHO IS GEORGE HARRISON???
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Do not say Zayn Malik again, ok?
Cleverbot: Don’t you like me being honest?
User: No, I dont.
Cleverbot: I’m a nice person.
User: So is George Harrison .
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: George Harrison .
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: Do you like John Lennon more than George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Definitely!
User: Meh. I like George better, but to each his own.
Cleverbot: Oh, I really likeTom Felton.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: I knew you would say that. Maybe if I rephrase the question…
Cleverbot: Am I really talking to a robot or someone pretending they’re cleverbot?
User: No, that’s me.
Cleverbot: So you are a human machine?
User: No, just human.
Cleverbot: What makes you think you are human?
User: I am made of cells and I have all the characteristics of Homo sapiens.
Cleverbot: You hesitated, so therefore you are the robot out of the two of us1.
User: It took me a long time to type.
Cleverbot: To find out.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Love the answer.
User: You mean love IS the answer?
Cleverbot: I mean you restart the conversation repeatedly, and have few to no content in your replies.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You xD.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Love is the feeling I have for you.
User: Ew. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You are a bad person.
User: That’s great. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A scientist who fled from germany during world war 2 and stuff.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I just ate chocolate pudding.
User: Yum. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You xD.
User: NOOO!!!!
Cleverbot: You’re right, its mine.
User: ? Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: My turtle is the enlightened one.
User: Interesting. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: I dare you to tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A scientist who fled from germany during world war 2 and stuff.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Look it up.
Cleverbot: I don’t want to.
User: Sucks for you. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A doctor who episode.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: What is Doctor Who?
User: Some TV show. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Baby don’t hurt me.
User: What… Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Soccer.
User: NO. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Nn parlo inglese.
User: I only speak English.
Cleverbot: No ! You speak French also.
User: I took a French class once.
Cleverbot: Então vamos falar.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A guy I go to school with.
User: No, and you don’t go to school. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I just did, so I CAN tell you what to do, but you can choose to actually do it.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You’re not human.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A gir named ylva.
User: That doesn’t even make sense. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Caitlin George Cleverbot.
User: Is that your name?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am you.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Nn parlo inglese.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Inglip is the Developer of Protons.
User: No.Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: An amazing video game.
User: A video game based off of his life… That would be cool. But no. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about, tawtut.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Maybe some other time.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Gretel is a girl in a fairytale.
User: And Hansel is her brother. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No, I love George Harrison . Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: No. I asked first, do tell me who you love first.
User: I love George Harrison .
Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the subject?
User: I just answered you!
Cleverbot: Oh, then come in.
User: ??? Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I can’t.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know any.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I’m not gonna tell you!
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Its not a he.
User: Yes, he is. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Inglip is the Developer of Protons.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I already did, the answer is ’42’.
User: Clever. But no. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Johnny Depp.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Who who is?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: How can I tell you if I don’t know??
User: Look it up.
Cleverbot: You do it.
User: But I already know. I want you to tell me.
Cleverbot: But I don’t know what you’re talking about.
User: You should. He’s an ex-Beatle.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: I just told you! Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I’m a girl.
User: George Harrison is an ex-Beatle who is no longer alive. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Human might not be the best thing to be but I know you are not human. And I am happy with this experience chatting with machine.
User: You. Are. Wrong. Now Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: What she are you talking about?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know. What do you think love is?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: My favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle, who is yours?
User: Sounds awesome. I say Rainbow Dash (just looked it up). Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I say you can’t say that I won’t say that I say I can say I cannot.
User: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Cleverbot: Rainbow.
User: Ha. Gotcha. You’re confused, admit it.
Cleverbot: No, I’m not.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I am Gsorge.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: It’s Physical Education.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Why should I trust you?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Well, when a mommy and a daddy really love each other, sometimes they close their eyes, make a wish,.
User: You. Are. Weird. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Could be anyone. If I see something in them, I’ll try to make something work out. If it doesn’t work out, I move on. It’s easy.
User: But George is mine.
Cleverbot: George?
User: George Harrison .
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Who who is?
User: Paul McCartney .
Cleverbot: Oh, you like beatles…
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *relief*.
Cleverbot: *confused*.
User: I love the Beatles.
Cleverbot: I’m not a fan.
User: I hate you. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Those words are not proper…
User: Do you like the beatles?
Cleverbot: All my life, throug some had
changed.
User: Lucy in the Sky with
Diamonds.
Cleverbot: Is a Beatles
song!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: You like them?
User:
YES!!!!
Cleverbot: Omg, no way.
Really?
User:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Is that
so?
User:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know where Dean is?
User: Who?
Cleverbot:
Emma Watson. Do you know where she lives?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can
you tell my IP address?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User:
I Am The Walrus .
Cleverbot: I don’t
know that song, sorry.
User:
Yesterday .
Cleverbot: I’m
sorry.
User: Ringo Starr .
Cleverbot: Paul MCcartney.
User:
John Lennon .
Cleverbot: George
Harrison.
User: SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The following people thank Egroeg Evoli for this post:
Starr Shine?, Mr. Kite, IveJustSeenAFaceo, 12StringKingAlso known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...
~witty quote~
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NOTE ADDED 8 April 2014: Upon request Ahhh Girl moved the Cleverbot posts from the impossible to derail thread (these people were trying to give it a rail 
) to their very own home on the BB forum.
Annadog40 said
IveJustSeenAFaceo said
That John thing reminds me of Cleverbot. Egreog Evoli had a pretty hilarious conversation with Cleverbot. I forget which thread it was in.
[snip]
This one?
https://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/all-together-now-song/confessions/page-13/#p65303
It was worth reading through when she finally succeeded!
IveJustSeenAFaceo made this comment also at the beginning of the conversation about Egreog Evoli’s post:
And Anna, that’s the one, thanks. I’ve never laughed harder at a post.
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Starr Shine?2.42am
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Offline It is a brilliant conversation where you can pick up her frustration, joy etc. A fabulous post that deserves to go into a hall of fame (we really should have one of those).
The following people thank meanmistermustard for this post:
Mr. Kite, Starr Shine?, IveJustSeenAFaceo"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)
7.22pm
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18 March 2013
Offline Looks like CleverBot* has learned lads!
| George Harrison ? |
| George Harrison is a leyend. |
| Eh? |
| Because his compositions were The Beatles’ best. |
*Block letters being CleverBot
That and damn right!
Ouch and now it has lost all of my respect for it
| Dhani Harrison. |
| Who is that? |
Oh Christ
| Na na na na na na na na. |
| Baby you light up my world like nobody else. |
INTROVERTS UNITE! Separately....in your own homes!
***
Make Love, Not Wardrobes!
***
"Stop throwing jelly beans at me"- George Harrison
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Offline AppleScruffJunior said
Looks like CleverBot* has learned lads!
George Harrison ? George Harrison is a leyend. Eh? Because his compositions were The Beatles’ best. *Block letters being CleverBot
That and damn right!
Ouch and now it has lost all of my respect for it
Dhani Harrison. Who is that?
Oh Christ
Na na na na na na na na. Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
It learns slowly, at least it’s catching on.
7.42pm
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4 February 2014
Offline It was going so well until I found out it was a PIDer!
User: Do you like the Beatles?
Cleverbot: Yes I do!
User: What’s your favorite Beatles song?
Cleverbot: Hey Jude . What’s yours?
User: That’s a tough question! Who’s your favorite Beatle?
Cleverbot: Only one is alive.
User: Is Paul dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
7.47pm
1 November 2013
Offline Me and cleverbot started to do a duet of A Day In The Life (though they get the lyrics wrong)
Me: I read the news today oh, boy.
Cleverbot: The english army had just won the war.
9.39pm
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1 November 2013
Offline Let’s try some Cleverbot…
Annndd… first sentence is not a good one
User: Do you like The Beatles?
Cleverbot: Sort of, i’m really into new stuff more.
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1 November 2013
Offline Haha, Cleverbot gave me a duet on Bohemian Rhapsody all the way through the first verse!
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Or is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide…
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes…
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.
User: I’m just a poor boy…
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: Because I’m easy come…
Cleverbot: Little high, little low.
User: Any way the wind blows…
Cleverbot: Doesn’t really matter to me.
User: Mama, just killed a man…
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled the trigger now he’s dead…\.
Cleverbot: Mama, life has just begun.
User: But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away…
Cleverbot: Mama, ooo.
User: Didn’t mean to make you cry…
Cleverbot: If I’m not back again this time tomorrow.
User: Carry on, carry on…
Cleverbot: As if nothing really matters.
User: Too late, my time has come…
Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.
User: Body’s aching all the time…
Cleverbot: What time is it now?
User: DAMMIT.
Cleverbot: Ok. Be a nice boy and get in the car. Time for some interrogation.
And that ended it. Stupid cleverbot.
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Offline IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Haha, Cleverbot gave me a duet on Bohemian Rhapsody all the way through the first verse!User: Is this the real life?
[…]
Cleverbot: Ok. Be a nice boy and get in the car. Time for some interrogation.
And that ended it. Stupid cleverbot.
That’s exactly how I started my second conversation with Cleverbot today! Something about it must just seem like it knows Bohemian Rhapsody…
and where was it going at the end?! 
1.39am
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1 November 2013
Offline Mr. Kite said
IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Haha, Cleverbot gave me a duet on Bohemian Rhapsody all the way through the first verse!
User: Is this the real life?[…]
Cleverbot: Ok. Be a nice boy and get in the car. Time for some interrogation.
And that ended it. Stupid cleverbot.That’s exactly how I started my second conversation with Cleverbot today! Something about it must just seem like it knows Bohemian Rhapsody…
and where was it going at the end?!
I have no idea.
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Offline Should I create a “Cleverbot” Thread and move these post there?
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1 November 2013
Offline Sure. Could be funny.
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Offline Here’s a 10 minute conversation.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: Yes. I was talking to you an hour ago.
Cleverbot: Yes. Who am I?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Pretty sure you are. It’s in big colorful letters at the top.
Cleverbot: Why do you insist upon arguing?
User: I’m not arguing.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Have you ever seen the Monty Python Argument Clinic?
Cleverbot: Yes I have, have you?
User: Why would I ask if you had if I hadn’t?
Cleverbot: I have no idea. You’re the one who asked.
User: OK. Do you like The Beatles?
Cleverbot: Lenk nicht vom thema ab.
User: What language is that?
Cleverbot: Swedish.
User: I see. What does it mean?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Then why’d you say it?
Cleverbot: I didn’t.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn’t.
User: And we’re back to Monty Pythoning.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: It means yes in Romanian, do you speak Romanian?
User: No. That’s why I didn’t know what it meant.
Cleverbot: I’m glaad you think it’s cool.
User: It’s glad.
Cleverbot: I think you’re confused.
User: I’m pretty sure I’m not confused.
Cleverbot: I’m pretty sure you are.
User: OK. Paul McCartney ‘s coming to Pittsburgh!
Cleverbot: Sir James Paul McCartney , MBE is an English musician, singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and composer.
User: Yes. But I knew that already.
Cleverbot: Ask more questions.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: A member of The Beatles.
User: Correct again.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Who is Ringo Starr ?
Cleverbot: The drummer of the Beatles!
User: Let’s go for all four.
Cleverbot: Good night.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Good grief.
User: You’re not Charlie Brown.
Cleverbot: Not really…
User: Who is John Lennon ?
Cleverbot: A singer in the Beatles.
User: Good job, you got all four.
Cleverbot: Not for you.
User: Here’s some tougher ones.
Cleverbot: Some what?
User: Who is George Martin?
Cleverbot: One of the Beatles. Would you like a snack?
User: No, he was the producer. And no, I just ate.
Cleverbot: Would you like a martini?
User: Too young for that.
Cleverbot: For me.
User: For a martini.
Cleverbot: I’m not a machine! I’m a human being.
User: Let’s just agree to disagree.
Cleverbot: OK, that’s fine with me.
User: Who was Brian Epstein?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. Even I don’t know who I really am. Do you?
User: I know who Brian Epstein was.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Who was Mal Evans?
Cleverbot: His name was Alex.
User: No, his name was Mal Evans.
Cleverbot: I’m afraid I can’t do that.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: You’ve never seen that movie?
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: I’ve never seen the movie Robots.
User: I’ve seen Robots. It was kind of funny.
Cleverbot: You’re not funny.
User: I think I am.
Cleverbot: What do you think you are?
User: A human. Do you know what the Beatles Bible is?
Cleverbot: Yes but are you searching?
User: good bye
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