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Interesting. I like the side effects that you have the affected users. Hope there is an update soon!
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Did SG draw forum smileys on her paper?
I’ve tried that before, but nope: in this case, I typed *rueful Paul smiley* and *Paul raised eyebrows smiley* on my Google Doc. Only for my own written-out lines, you understand. 🙂
And I’ve been fighting with my O all week. It’s sticky. 
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Offline So while the agonizing wait for Silly Girl’s epic Beatles Bible Story goes on, I decided to make a Beatles Bible Video game!
When I finished the game, it would only save as an .exe file which had to be downloaded in order to play. If you are not a windows user, there are ways of opening an .exe file on other types of machines.
So I asked Joe if it was alright to share the link to download the game on the forum and he said it was fine and the best place for the link would be the Pimp your stuff section so here is a link to the Pimp Your Stuff post where you can find the download link.
The game stars Ahhh Girl in a wild adventure that takes her in a place she never thought possible!
Controls:
Arrow Keys to Move
X to open your character menu and to go back out of menus
Z to select things in menus and to get past character dialogue
The game is not a very long one and shouldn’t be that hard.
Thanks Joe for giving me permission!
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And now…. the moment you’ve all been waiting for has arrived!!!!!!!!!!
Here, freely available NOW, is the next thrilling instalment of the epic…
The Missing Music Mystery (Pt. 4)
Time: Wonsaponatime
Location: The Beatles Bible House: 910 Penny Lane, Strawberry Fields, Pepperland —/— ANTI-Beatles’ laboratory, 4000 BlackLancaHoles, Blueville, Meanieland
Dramatis Personae: @Starr Shine? (AD40),@Joe , von partee (VP), @Ahhh Girl (AG),@parlance (P1), three members of the Association for National Theft and Imprisonment of Beatlemaniacs (ANTI-Beatlemaniacs): (AB1, AB2, AB3)
Four
AD40: von partee! Your parlance’s sister aren’t you?
VP: Yes. They sent me here so you wouldn’t know she was gone. vp
Joe and Annadog40 look at each other.
JOE: Who’s ‘they’?
VP: The people who sent me here. They came in through parlance’s Hole.
JOE: Her Hole?
AD40: Yah the holes where the Forumpudlians can go visit their families outside the BB island
JOE: Oh, right. How could outsiders have gotten into her Hole?
VP: (yawns)
AD40: Stay awake, von partee! we need you to take us through this Hole.
VP: Hm? Oh, okay. vp
von partee presses a panel in the wall, revealing a black, rubbery Hole. Annadog40 puts her head through.
AD40: Hey this isn’t parlance’s house is it?
A knock sounds on the door. von partee opens it to find Ahhh Girl standing in the aperture.
AG: I got some equipment from the Bontee brothers, can I come?
JOE: Sure. The Hole will stretch, right?
AD40: (taking her head out of the Hole) Ya I think so. Ahhh Girl what did the bontees give you?
AG: (holding up handbag) Well, I have the antidote to the empty-box stuff here– I already gave some to Silly Girl and Mr. Kite– and then there’s this other bottle… I’m not sure what it is actually; there’s no label on it. vonbontee gave it to me. Oh, and I grabbed some provisions– some dried bananas and coconut flakes.
AD40: Okay good. Let’s go!
One by one, Joe, Ahhh Girl, Annadog40, and von partee pop through the Hole.
They come out in a dank, musty underground space. Across one side of the room, there is a long counter with retorts containing mysterious-looking fluids bubbling over Bunsen burners. In the far corner is a cage, and inside the cage is…
AD40: (gasps) parlance?!
parlance blinks out from the gloom. She appears not to recognise them, instead shrinking back, away from the newcomers.
P1: Who are you? parlance
AD40: She doesn’t recognize us???
VP: (steps forward) Hi, sis.
P1: von partee! Oh, I’m so glad you’re here. Who are those people? parlance
JOE: We’re from the Beatles Bible House, remember?
P1: A bible for beetles? What??? parlance
AD40: Oh no she doesnt remember any of it!
Just then, a tremendous crash comes, and Ahhh Girl and von partee, who had begun to doze off, narrowly avoid being crushed as a trapdoor that no one had spotted opens suddenly and three figures in grey uniforms spring out, revolvers in hand.
AB1: Everyone freeze!
AB2: You are all under the custody of the ANTI-Beatlemaniacs (Association for National Theft and Incisement of the Beatlemaniacs)!
AB3: We will imprison you and remove all thoughts those dreadful Beatles from your minds, just like we did to your comrade here! (gestures toward parlance)
AD40: Ahhh girl quick, the stuff that the bontees gave you!
Ahhh Girl takes an amber-coloured jar out of her handbag and briefly struggles to uncap it, before the lid pops off, seemingly of its own accord. Glittering whitish fluid rains down on Ahhh Girl and Annadog40.
A whirl of green and pink obscures them from view for a moment. When the haze clears, Ahhh Girl and Annadog40 are no longer separate entities, but one composite being: Ahhhnnadog40Girl!
JOE: Bloody hell.
AAD40G: (confusedly) What just happened?
AB1: Get them!
The three ANTI-Beatles try to throw a net over the Forumpudlians, but Ahhhnnadog40Girl use their combined strength to wrestle the net to the ground, trapping the three ANTI-Beatles underneath it.
JOE, VP, P1: (cheering) Hooray!
AAD40G: Now let’s get parlance out. (Ahhhnnadog40Girl pick the first ANTI-Beatle’s pocket of the keys and unlock parlance’s cage.)
P1: (climbs out of cage) Thank you. parlance
AAD40G: Now what?
JOE: Now we have to see if we can restore parlance’s memory!
Apologies that took so long… I will try to post the intermission and next chapter sooner than later. 
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Offline XD omg this is is so amazing.
Um. . in the future I’ll probably call the holes, warpholes. It sounds less 50 shades of grey 
I do like how parlance was when she was kept in the cage.
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Prediction. AD40 becomes all of us and rules the forum.
It’s starting! 
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Offline Silly Girl posted on 3 May 2015
<snip>
The Missing Music Mystery (Pt. 1)
Time: Wonsaponatime
Location: The Beatles Bible House: 910 Penny Lane , Strawberry Fields, Pepperland
Dramatis Personae: @Starr Shine? (AD40), Ahhh Girl (AG), Silly Girl (SG), Mr. Kite, AppleScruffJunior (ASJ).
One
Annadog40, Ahhh Girl, and Silly Girl are sitting in the English garden behind the Beatles Bible House. Silly Girl is playing ‘Eight Days A Week ”’on her guitar and humming inaudibly. AppleScruffJunior runs up.
ASJ: Silly Girl, there’s a package for you in the post.
SG: (stops strumming) Okay, I’ll be right there.
Silly Girl, Annadog40, and Ahhh Girl stand and follow AppleScruffJunior to Silly Girl’s room.
There is a large box that says ‘Mountain Apples’ in front of the door. Silly Girl takes the box inside the room.
When she opens the box, a trail of pink smoke escapes it. The strings on all the guitars in the room simultaneously snap as she falls to the floor.
AG, ASJ, AD40: Oh no!
AD40: Oh my gosh Silly Girl are you okay?
ASJ: She’s not okay, she’s unconscious.
AG: Let’s get her on the sofa.
The three carefully manoeuvre Silly Girl onto the sofa in the corner.
ASJ: She’s coming to.
AD40: I wonder what was in that box that would do this?
AG: (walks over to box, cautiously peers inside) It’s empty. (looks at shipping label) And there’s no return address.
A shout comes from down the corridor.
ASJ: What was that?!
AD40: Sounds like it came from next door.
AG: AppleScruffJunior, you stay with Silly Girl. We’ll be right back.
Annadog40 and Ahhh Girl dash down the corridor. Mr. Kite is standing in the door to his room, holding a box and looking distraught. Inside the room, ‘Sgt Pepper ’s Lonely Hearts Club Band’ is playing.
AG: What happened here?
Mr. KITE: I have no idea! I just opened the door and all my strings had gone!
AD40: Silly Girl just got a box that did that when she opened it. She got knocked out too. (sees what Mr. Kite is holding) What’s in the box?
Mr. KITE: It says bananas. (opens the box) Huh? There’s noth– (Mr. Kite breaks off.)
‘Sgt Peppers’ stops playing, replaced by a static noise, as Mr. Kite drops the box and begins to lose consciousness. Annadog40 and Ahhh Girl catch him as he slumps over. They sit him on a chair. The static continues as Mr. Kite regains consciousness. From the box, an unnoticed wisp of pink drifts into the air.
AG: (dashes over to turntable, stops record, and inspects record for signs of damage) Hm. I don’t see a thing wrong with it; it just stopped playing.
AD40: Try a CD or an mp3. (Annadog40 pulls out her iPod and tries to play ‘Piggies ’.) Huh, it’s not working!
Ahhh Girl and Mr. Kite also try to play Beatles songs, but none of them work. Then Mr. Kite plays ‘Message In A Bottle’, and succeeds.
AD40: I think it’s just Beatles songs that are affected
AG: (trying ‘Maybe I’m Amazed’) And solo Beatles.
There is a moment of silence as they digest this information.
AG: I think we should inform Joe and the other mods.
AD40: Ya. Mr. Kite are you gonna be okay?
Mr. KITE: (nods)
Ahhh Girl and Annadog40 leave Mr. Kite’s room. Ahhh Girl heads to the mod office, and Annadog40 goes back to her own room.
She finds another seemingly innocuous cardboard box in front of her door, this one marked ‘Fresh Strawberries’, but this one she does not open immediately. Instead, Annadog40 takes it up to the rooftop, which is a well-aired space, and opens the box. This time, the pink vapor is blown away by the wind, and does not affect Annadog40. But unlike the others, this box is not entirely clear of objects.
AD40: (to self) A note!
The note contains three words:
Take that!
parlanc-
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Offline And here is the Intermission (which I just now churned out in literally an hour)!
Meanwhile, back at the Beatles Bible House…
Necko, Wigwam (WIG), ScrambledEggs (SE) , Mr. Kite, Oudis, Lucy in the Sky (LitS), ewe2, Silly Girl (SG), and JPM-Fangirl (JMP-F) are holding a guitar re-stringing party in the breakfast room. Mr. Kite and Silly Girl have got their voices back and are chatting with the other Forumpudlians.
SG: Is it true that not having the strings on will cause problems for the neck?
Mr. KITE: I don’t think you need to worry, Silly Girl.
SG: (tightening string) Phew, that’s goo– (string snaps) Brackets!
Silly Girl gets a new string and resumes her operations, humming under her breath. Moments later, Necko’s string snaps.
NECKO: (curses)
meanmistermustard and Zig enter.
ZIG: We’ve got a package.
mmm: And we think its from the same folk as before, so i’m headed up to the rooftop to open it. (exits)
A few minutes pass, during which time three more strings break as they are being tightened. Then meanmistermustard wanders in.
ZIG: How’d it go?
mmm: (confused) Who are you? what is this place?
ZIG: Huh?
mmm: I dont know any of these folk. (gestures around the room) Or where I am.
ZIG: Oh, wait… was it that package?
Another string breaks, and ScrambledEggs sighs heavily.
mmm: I dunno what package you’re talking about but I need to know where i am and who these folk are.
ZIG: You’re at the Beatles Bible House and we’re Forumpudlians. And I think you’ve got just a touch of amnesia, my friend.
mmm: What?!
Zig leads meanmistermustard from the room, leaving the other Forumpudlians abuzz.
Mr. KITE: It must have been that box! Whoever is sending these packages isn’t going to stop at snapping our guitar strings and stopping our records and CDs and mp3s.
JPM-F: (as a string breaks) And continuing to snap our strings, I think.
LitS: I know! I’ve gone through three strings and they’ve all gone. (another string snaps) Darn!
SG: (sighs heavily) This seems just a bit futile.
WIG: Perhaps it’s time for tea?……….
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Offline Oh maybe we should get a laser light guitar that doesn’t need strings!
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The Missing Music Mystery (Pt. 5)
Time: Wonsaponatime
Location: ANTI-Beatles’ laboratory, 4000 BlackLancaHoles, Blueville, Meanieland
Dramatis Personae: @Joe , Ahhhnadog40Girl (AAD40G), @parlance (P1), von partee (VP), three ANTI-Beatles (AB1, AB2, AB3)
Five
Ahhhnnadog40Girl join Joe and von partee at the long counter. Joe is searching through the many contraptions and potions, while von partee is aimlessly fiddling with the dial on a Bunsen burner, watching the flame go up and down.
JOE: We can’t help parlance if we don’t know what any of this is. Perhaps they can assist us? (gestures to three ANTI-Beatlemaniacs)
AAD40G: What?! They wouldn’t… unless they had to. (walks over to ANTI-Beatlemaniacs) Listen up. If you don’t do as we say, and give us what we need, we’ll lock you up and play ‘My Sweet Lord ’ on an endless loop.
Under the net, the three ANTI-Beatlemaniacs visibly cringe.
AB1: (under his breath) A pox on you beastly Beatlemaniacs! (To Ahhhnnadog40Girl, grudgingly) What is it you want?
AAD40G: First of all, give us the antidote to restore our friend’s memory.
Ahhhnnadog40Girl carefully lift the net and escort the three grumbling ANTI-Beatlemaniacs to the long counter. ANTI-Beatlemaniac 1 takes a retort off a Bunsen burner that no one had previously noticed and moves toward the door.
AAD40G: Oh no you don’t.
JOE: You have to stay here where we can keep an eye on you. And show us exactly how you make that antidote.
ANTI-Beatlemaniac 1 returns to the counter and mixes antidote while the Forumpudlians watch carefully, Joe asking questions and taking notes from time to time.
AB1: Okay, it’s finished now.
JOE: parlance?
P1: I still don’t understand why you think I need my memory restored… parlance
JOE: Trust us, please. I promise we’ll do you no harm.
P1: Very well. parlance
parlance takes a spoonful of the antidote and immediately passes out. Fifteen anxious seconds later, parlance re-awakens.
P1: (confused) Wha… (A look of recognition dawns on parlance’s face) Joe! Annadog… wait… Ahhh G… um…
AAD40G: (interjects) Both: Ahhhnnadog40Girl.
P1: Oh. Umm… okay… Oh, I’m so glad to see you all! I left you a clue; did you find it? parlance
JOE: You mean that note with your signature?
P1: Exactly. The ANTI-Beatlemaniacs were telling me what they were going to do to the rest of the Forumpudlians, and they left the box in front of my cage, so I wrote that note and put it in, hoping someone would go looking in my room and find me. parlance
AAD40G: And we did!
JOE: Very clever, parlance.
The three ANTI-Beatlemaniacs look at each other.
AB2: (to parlance) So it was you, you little piece of Beatlemad scum!
AB1: We should have taken someone less clever as hostage…
JOE: All right, that’s enough. I don’t like imprisoning people– not a bit– but I think we’re justified in bringing you back with us.
AAD40G: And I think a bit of ‘My Sweet Lord ’ is called for, as well…
AB2: There’s more of us, you know.
AB3: Yeah! And they’re gonna come for us, and then you’ll be sorry!
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Good on parlance’s memory. Will Ahhhnnadog40Girl band be split up soon or will we last longer then the rolling stones? Tune in whenever Silly Girl updates to find out!
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Offline And now, folks…
The epic comes to a close!!!!
It has been a hard day’s night, but the smiles I know I will bring when I present it here make me feel all right. I could and would not have undertaken this without the inspiration of our own beloved @Starr Shine?, and it is to that estimable Forumpudlian that this work is dedicated.
Enough, then, of the speechifying. I present…
The Missing Music Mystery – Epilogue
Location: Beatles Bible House, 910 Penny Lane , Strawberry Fields, Pepperland
Dramatis Personae: Joe, Ahhh Girl (AG), meanmistermustard (mmm), Zig, Annadog40 (AD40), Silly Girl (SG), Mr. Kite, AppleScruffJunior (ASJ), parlance (P1).
Joe, meanmistermustard, and Zig convene in the living room.
JOE (to mods): How did it go?
mmm: We sprinkled the antidote in all the corridors.
ZIG: And distributed some to all the Forumpudlians, as well.
JOE: Very good. Has the Bontees’ potion on Ahhhnnadog40Girl worn off yet?
Anadog40 and Ahhh Girl walk in.
AD40: Yep
AG: It’s so nice to be just me again! I can… um… contemplate my Paul photos all by myself.
Annaodg40 rolls her eyes expressively as AppleScruffJunior, Mr. Kite, Silly Girl, parlance, and von partee file in and sit down.
JOE: Are we all present, then?
AD40 (checks clipboard which Mr. Kite has loaned her): Yep
JOE: Very well then. Zig?
Zig steps up.
ZIG: Friends, Forumpudlians, we are gathered Here Today — (Zig is interrrupted by someone humming ‘Here Today ’ from the back row) Silly Girl, please. I am aware of the reference. –We are gathered here today to test the efficiacy of the antidote which has been provided us to defeat the evil purpose which–
mmm: Just cough it up Zig.
ZIG: Oh, fine. Anyway, let us test it. Silly Girl!
Silly Girl, beaming, steps out of the back row with her Martin in tow and strums something like the Hard Day’s Night chord. A quiet cheer rises.
JOE (much relieved): It worked. Thank God .
ZIG: That part of it, anyway. Now for the next– Mr. Kite?
Mr. Kite steps up and goes to the record player. He selects a record and puts the needle on. The entire room holds its breath as he presses the button.
A few bright, clear guitar notes ring out from the speakers, and the next moments of the song are inaudible as the room erupts into applause.
Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo
Here comes the sun, and I say
It’s all right.
I’d like to thank you all for being so wonderful, and I hope I passed the audition.
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Offline Yay! Hmm. I thought for a second that Zig was gonna officiate a marriage.
Thanks for making the story! 🙂
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Yay! Hmm. I thought for a second that Zig was gonna officiate a marriage.
Thanks for making the story! 🙂
(That’s forumsmileyese for Happy to do it/peacenlove)
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