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14 April 2010
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“Beatles Bibile Site” (sung to tune of Yellow Sumbarine)
In the Forum – where I post,
There’s a girl – I call M3.
And she rewrites – Beatles songs,
But just not as – good as me,
So we posted – a few songs,
That we rewrote – no easy thing,
Then we were – joined in our game,
By a guy named – Mr. Sun King .
We all post on the Beatles Bible site,
Beatles Bible site, Beatles Bible site.
We all post on the Beatles Bible site,
Beatles Bible site, Beatles Bible site.
All our friends – are getting bored,
Many of these posts – will be ignored,
‘Cause there’s nothing new to say.
(Trumpets play)
We all post on the Beatles Bible site,
Beatles Bible Site, Beatles Bible Site.
We all post on the Beatles Bible site,
Beatles Bible Site, Beatles Bible Site.
I derailed – another thread (another thread)
And I’m sorry (he is sorry) that was so mean (was so mean),
I will get, (he will get) us back on track (back on track)
By typing Yellow (typing Yellow) Submarine. (Submarine) (Ah-ha!)
We all post on the Beatles Bible site,
Beatles Bible site, Beatles Bible site.
We all post on the Beatles Bible site,
Beatles Bible site, Beatles Bible site.
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ewe2, Beatlebug, Mademoiselle Kitty >^..^<To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
7.48pm
1 December 2009
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Zig: The BeatlesBible's answer to Frank Jacobs!
GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty.
3.43am
1 May 2010
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Wow Zig!! You need to get another jacket for all your George Martins and Mals!!
Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie……
Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower…
Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go.
Beware of Darkness…
4.51am
8 April 2010
Offline Beatles Bible Site is my favourite
You have a real talent for re-writing songs. These ones, and the Imagine one as well.
I want to try now, but I'll most likely fail completely
10.26am
31 March 2008
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Love it! We have a theme tune!
Can buy me love! Please consider supporting the Beatles Bible on Amazon
Or buy my paperback/ebook! Riding So High – The Beatles and Drugs
Don't miss The Bowie Bible – now live!
12.54pm
Reviewers
14 April 2010
Offline vonbontee – Zig: The BeatlesBible's answer to Frank Jacobs!
Nice MAD reference!
mithveaen – Wow Zig!! You need to get another jacket for all your George Martins and Mals!!
Imagine how cool that jacket will look when I get my new Help ! scarf. I like the George Martins but I love the Mals.
Paulrus- You have a real talent for re-writing songs.
That's just me exposing my inner Ringo! It's a good thing this is a Beatles site – I can say things like that and not get labeled as a pervert.
Joe – Love it! We have a theme tune!
Thanks Joe, but we need to aim higher – much higher!
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
3.27pm
7 August 2010
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What a wonderful parody! LOL!!!!
Dear Prudence
Giving you quality -Facepalms- , since August 7, 2010.
7.07pm
1 May 2010
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Joe said:
Love it! We have a theme tune!
Now we need someone with an awesome singing voice, YS karaoke version, a camera and voila!! That's why youtube is for!!
Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie……
Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower…
Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go.
Beware of Darkness…
12.26am
7 August 2010
Offline THE WEIRD AL YANKOVIC OF THE BEATLESBIBLE!!!! = Zig
Dear Prudence
Giving you quality -Facepalms- , since August 7, 2010.
3.43am
30 September 2010
Offline Funny story: Today I was telling my friend how the Beatles are one of the best bands in history, and he said ” Yeah with songs like Yellow Submarine ? lol” I responded ” Have you heard Strawberry Fields or A Day In The Life ?” he gave me a blank look and was speechless. Lol owned.
And in her eyes you see nothing, No sign of love behind the tears, Cried for no one, A love that should have lasted years.
1.19pm
13 November 2009
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Sadly, a lot of their songs have been reduced to baby music.
Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time! So much to know!
6.34pm
9 June 2010
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VeraChuckandDave said:
Funny story: Today I was telling my friend how the Beatles are one of the best bands in history, and he said ” Yeah with songs like Yellow Submarine ? lol” I responded ” Have you heard Strawberry Fields or A Day In The Life ?” he gave me a blank look and was speechless. Lol owned.
Your friend: FAIL!
Zig said:
In the Forum – where I post,
There’s a girl – I call M3.
And she rewrites – Beatles songs,
But just not as – good as me,
Hey!
It's OK, Zig. You know I love you — yeah, yeah, yeah!
If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
7.08pm
Reviewers
14 April 2010
Offline Right back at ya M3!
I was going to rewrite (re-rewrite?) that “not as good as me” line, but forgot to. Your lyrics are just as stellar – love your sense of humor. 
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
7.28pm
19 September 2010
Offline What about my lyrics?
I take offense to the line regarding me
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
8.34pm
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14 April 2010
Offline You were offiended by this???
“Then we were – joined in our game,
By a guy named – Mr. Sun King .”
Hoo boy – OK – mr. Sun king coming together is my hero. Compared to him, John Lennon and Paul McCartney were hacks!
Happy?
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
8.37pm
19 September 2010
Offline Firstly I am
and two I was kidding
Great song
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
8.59pm
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14 April 2010
Offline mr. Sun king coming together said:
Firstly I am
and two I was kidding
Great song
Yeah – I knew were kidding – so was I. It's so hard to see sarcasm in print isn't it?
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
9.08pm
9 June 2010
Offline Zig said:
It's so hard to see sarcasm in print isn't it?
That sounds like a great signature…
But I'm keeping mine. Are there any posters who want to be guinea pigs? MrBig, perhaps?
If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
10.30pm
1 December 2009
Offline Zig said:
vonbontee – Zig: The BeatlesBible's answer to Frank Jacobs!
Nice MAD reference!
Yay, I was hoping you'd know who I meant! We're obviously about the same age…
GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty.
1.24pm
Reviewers
14 April 2010
Offline vonbontee: Yay, I was hoping you'd know who I meant! We're obviously about the same age…
Right. As a matter of fact if you print this page and fold it just so, you will see an image of Alfred E. Neuman playing drums for The Beatles at The Hollywood Bowl. Here is the head.
As for you M3, I saw this just this morning in an email…
“There is great need for a sarcasm font.”
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